January 2012
3 posts
“Which is worse: to be capable and absent, or to be present and helpless?”
“Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift (that’s why...”
December 2011
1 post
“‘Ello, ‘ello! What’s this then? Two young scallywags...”
October 2011
1 post
“I don’t worry about the future, it will come soon enough.”
– Albert Einstein.
September 2011
2 posts
“Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a...”
– Fran Lebowitz
“‘Who is mightier than Death? Those who can smile when death...”
– Ruckett
August 2011
16 posts
“Nothing is perfect because life isn’t perfect, and that’s what makes...”
– -Fullmetal Alchemist
“When a person has something precious to protect, that’s when they become...”
– Haku (Naruto)
Teachers say "You're here to learn." You reply...
what deeply twisted mind named the fear of long...
I was once told sarcasm is a verbal knife...my...
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me....
When your parents accuse you of lying to them,...
When you say everything happens for a reason,...
Some people come into our lives and leave...
I may look cool calm and collected, but in my head...
383. PEOPLE THAT THINK BABIES ARE CUTE. THEY HAVE...
(via dearworldwtf)
They’re F-ing HUGE!!! And look like pretty much every other baby out there. If you’ve seen one baby…well, you’re all set.
414. THE NUMBER OF GIRLS THAT HAVE "MARIE" AS...
(via dearworldwtf)
RIGHT?!
“All art requires courage.”
– ???
Love of Sarcasm.
I love being sarcastic. I hate people who never catch the sarcasm.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
July 2009
1 post
“Give random deductions to people like, “I am 99.9 percent sure you are...”
– ???
June 2009
45 posts
“If I had a book store, I’d make the mystery section really hard to find....”
– ???
“Sort of is such a harmless thing to say… It’s just a filler. It...”
– ???
“My favorite fruit is grapes because with grapes, you always get another chance....”
– ???
“I like fruit baskets, because a fruit basket enables you to send fruit to...”
– ???
“A drunk driver is very dangerous. But so is a drunk backseat driver if...”
– ???
“He’s not dead… he’s electroencephalographically challenged.”
– ???
“Squirrels…Nature’s little speed bumps.”
– ???
“Evening news starts by them telling you “Good evening,” then...”
– ???
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.”
– ???
“I’d kill for a body like yours except I don’t have any more room to...”
– ???
“I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”
– ???
“I have ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.”
– ???
“In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through...”
– random
“Remember to be you…unless you suck.”
– Joss Whedon
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...”
– Erica Jong
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of...”
– Redd Fox
(heheheh)
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...”
– Thomas A. Edison
“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”
– Albert Einstein
“If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.”
– Ludwig Wittgenstein
“The road to success is always under construction”
– Anonymous
“To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.”
– Farmers’ Almanac
“He knows not where he’s going,
For the ocean shall decide-
It’s not the...”
– Edward Monkton, ‘Zen Dog’
“To make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe”
– Carl Sagan
“I take a potato chip…and eat it!!”
– DeathNote~Kira/Light Yagami/Raito
(hehehe, I Love this line….heheheh-potato chip, hehe fuckin drama gueen! hehehe)
“If you keep the secret, this strawberry is yours.”
– DeathNote~L/Ryuuzaki/L Lawliet
“Will you be eating that cake?say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.”
– DeathNote~L/Ryuuzaki/L Lawliet